I don't know why this wasn't on Fox News

Obama was in Buffalo yesterday, much to my surprise after he'd already came, visited, then left.  Frankly I don't know what he was doing here, but I know the important specifics.  a) A girl who got to speak with him told him that he was "a hotty with a body."  Representin', I'll tell ya.  Buffalo, woot woot.

And most importantly- food b) he went to Duff's wings and ordered 10 extra crispy medium wings.  If I could edit people's behavior, I wouldn't know where to begin with this, Mr President.  First of all, Duff's is dandy and all, but when you come to Buffalo and want wings, you go to the Anchor Bar.  That's a given.  The person who mislead you to this wings' joint (on the outskirts of Blo, nonetheless) should most definitely be fired.  Secondly, no one orders their wings extra crispy.  This ain't Kentucky Fried Chicken, this is Buffalo, New York.  (Bad news, that's not my joke.  Good news, that's not my joke.)
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