|Ugh this pic doesn't even do them justice|
I'm 5'9. And so is Mr Incredible (height may or may not be his only un incredible characteristic.) And what better place would I have to wear these than an Indian restaurant? Where I can one up small Indian men two times with 1) my height 2) my thick (er?) Buffalo accent? I bet Bristol felt like me, too.
|Bristol are you feeling self conscious than your leg is bigger than his head? Very relatable tonight, Bristol. Very relatable.|
|Sarah, why do your legs look so much hotter than mine?:|
|and this pic DOES NOT DO MY LEGS JUSTICE.|
|One Oh! Calcutta martini (two parts liquor to one part pineapple juice to one part Indian cologne)|
|Indian waiter, "you get rose he get beel."|
Do I have loose ends not tied up? Have I made a complete thought throughout this whole post? Sorry. Oh! Calcutta. and mr incredible's left over beer. good. night.