I've been a ball of nerves recently. And it so happens that kids have been climbing and kicking and sitting right on that ball. Muy mal.
Since I am American and my July has been so patriotically busy everyone EVERYONE is overtired. My kids are adrenaline rushed overtired. Simply put: they're so tired they can't sleep. My head has been spinning. Yesterday everyone woke up uber early from their naps which put me in a fit of rage.
Me: God, you need to take my rage away, please, thanks?
God: Plan a vacation
Me: omg, God, you're so smart.
Hiiiiiiiiii kids!!!!!!!! I'm so happy you're awake! I love you and I don't care that you're whining incessantly because we're going on vacationnnnnnnnnnnn
Do you have any suggestions for a vacation spot (relatively cheap) in the Northeast? I made the humongo mistake of googling it. We'll pass on family massages, thanks.