I'm debating about how detailed to get with this post. This much I'll tell you. I've never cared so little about drinking 1180 calories worth of cranberry juice in my life. I will gain one inch (and that's a compromise, calories, so don't push it) around my waist if the burning OH THE BURNING will go away. I do not once more want to sink to my knees because I have to go SO BAD then crawl to the throne and have nothing come out. Tinkle constipation, friends. That's what I'll call it. Because calling it a UTI would be TMI.
So let's leave with a little poll. You know I love polls. Situation: We have 1 roll of toilet paper left. I'm dashing through Wegmans with vitamin C, cranberry juice and water. I pay, and go into the bathroom so I can make it until I get home. In the bathroom I realize that we are in the midst of running out of toilet paper (at home), and at the rate I'm going (or not) we'll be out in the morning. Would it be unethical to steal a roll from Wegman's bathroom? Remember: THE BURNING. I cannot possibly run to the opposite end of the story to get toilet paper. Let's have at it.
ps. I did not steal any toilet paper. I also did not run to the other end of the store to buy some. I merely put it out of my mind and figured I would cross that bridge when I get to it. That's always a bad decision. I always make that decision.