Holiday Morsel 5:27

coupons, coupons, coupons. You CAN get paid to shop. Clip all of the coupons from last Sunday's paper. Put on lipstick and a pushup bra. Shop to your heart's content. Find a dweeby teenage cashier. Show him what you're made of, and give him every coupon you clipped from the previous Sunday. If he questions it, say something like, "oh, really? That's the generic brand?! Golly, I thought that was Nestle."