Me: Is it true that you've already accomplished Bailey's in coffee, the zoo, an Irish festival that included Corned Beef and Guiness?
O'Me: O'Yes it is
Me: And rumor has it that Irish Cream Brownies are baking as we speak in the oven
Me: Why wouldn't Mr O'Incredible let you have a car bomb at the Irish festival?
O'Me: The practical side o' him said it was only 12 in the afternoon. I translated that as, "You already have a car bomb brewing in your tummy."
Me: How come you let Mr O'Incredible buy that $20 shirt and mug that has zero relevance to life?
O'Me: Irish are generally irresponsible particularly after a drink or three
Me: You wouldn't really let your kids drink Bailey's- or would you?
O'Me: I don't share.
Me: Did you bring more flashback pictures from your Irish Dancing days?
O'Me: O'No I forgot. Stay tuned. If they're not up by tonight it's because I fell O'sleep. They'll be up in the morning, latest.
O'Yes I realize that the Bailey's is in place of my third child. Sorry, third child.