Sunday, November 28, 2010

Which is taller, a square or a rectangle?

If you read my other blog, you know that I have this looming Christmas (sans alcohol, I might add) party coming up.  There is little to dread, much to look forward to, but if you read my last post, the former becomes what I look forward to and the latter is what I dread.  The Irish in me, again.  Fall back excuse.

Right now my dread is that I don't have hot shoes.  This is muy, muy bothersome for me.  First of all, I had a group of 10 or so people tell me the other day that they think I'm taller than Mr Incredible (a rectangle always looks taller than a square).  This does not fly with me.  I used to very confidently wear heels with him (we are both 5'9).  Now I feel as though I'm going to be stuck wearing- what?  Flats and dress with tights?  That, too, does not fly with me.  (and if you're wondering, my "hot shoes" that I had suddenly started making my legs feel less Sarah, more Bristol-esque.  In other words, salvationarmy.)  I know I could get away with boots, but flat boots are cazh.

So what's a girl to do?  My best advice to you is to stay tuned.  Because I'm at a loss.

versus Mr Inc.  Who looks taller to YOU


  1. holy moley, dost my eyes deceive me or is that 2 posts in a row?!! have i hit the jackpot tonight or what? what size are you? i'm a 8 1/2-9 but dr. jaime is a 9 1/2-10. let me know if you need to borrow any. and yes, i'am telling you that i will loan you the doctors shoes ;)

  2. I'd go with no flats. If you're going to doll yourself up, you should do it right, right? I say spoil yourself on some sex kitten shoes.

  3. High heels high heels high heels! Wear them for me!...because I can't squeeze my fat ass feet into them anymore!