I need a computer dweeb, quick. Dweeb is not offensive, it's endearing. Now someone go get me a computer dweeb.
If you've been obsessively checking my blog in the past 24 hours like I obsessively check some of yours, you know that the blog templates have been beaten and thrown to the ground. Then rebeaten then trampled on. And guess what? Naught without labor. Or naught with labor. Because it's NOT doing what I tell it to and shabbyblog I swear to the stars if you don't let me take your backgrounds off my blog I will singlehandedly html you until you cry.
So. Can someone help me? I'm a technological idiot. Or can you direct me to where to go!? I'm pulling out my hair when I should be writing sweet posts about doll heads and iced coffee.