Let's Talk About this Giveaway

Salt says is doing this giveaway for her 100th post.  I want to win it.  I want to win every giveaway though.  Greedy?  Perhaps.  But Salt, I need this apron.  The black one, preferably. 
 Let me tell you why I am blogging about this. 

• First of all, the pictures I've seen of Salt are pretty.  She's really pretty, and frankly, who doesn't want to blog about pretty people? 
• Secondly, she's an on top of it blogger.  Her posts aren't short (moi) and they're terrifically enjoyable to read.  She's done Zumba, she ordered her bridesmaid's dress from a "legitimate Chinese company." (?)  
• She comments on my blog.  done and done.
• And lastly, perhaps maybe in order to have a chance at that apron I need to blog about it.  

(voice of mentally ill man on street equally begging for money or a hug):  Please, Salt.  Please.  Salt, please.  Please, Salt.  Pleease.